sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
all y’all nsfw blogs follow me after i post something with nsfw, or god forbid, buttholes, in it, but you never like my posts. reblog my art. comment or send me asks. why don’t y’all wanna talk to me?? talk about safe sex?? share a good ol’ dick pun?
i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself